SeNaRaI wEb FoToGrAfi DiGiTaL

1.http://www.dpreview.com/
2.http://www.photo.net/
3.http://www.dcresource.com/
4.http://www.steves-digicams.com/
5.http://www.imaging-resource.com/
6.http://www.dcviews.com/
7.http://www.digitalcamera-hq.com/
8.http://www.megapixel.net/
9.http://www.whatdigitalcamera.com/
10.http://www.cameras.about.com/
11.http://www.dcmg.co.uk/

SeNaRaI WeB ShOpPiNg

1.http://www.walmart.com/
2.http://www.homedepot.com/
3.http://www.bestbuy.com/
4.http://www.target.com/
5.http://www.circuitcity.com/
6.http://www.sears.com/
7.http://www.costco.com/
8.http://www.ikea.com/
9.http://www.officedepot.com/
10.http://www.lowes.com/

senarai 70 Weblog Paling Popular Di Malaysia

Seperti tahun 2006 dan 2007, senarai 70 Weblog Paling Popular Di Malaysia kembali lagi tetapi sedikit lambat dan dengan perubahan kecil. Kali ini populariti blog diukur dengan bantuan Alexa sahaja. Ini kerana data Technorati diragui, dan diedit. Jumlah blog juga ditambah ke 99. Tajuknya masih kekal '70' dan selebihnya diletakkan dibawah kategori bonus untuk memberi lebih rasa suspen. Data-data yang dikumpulkan ialah pada pertengahan June 2008.

Blog Name
Alexa Traffic Rank

1- Paul Tan.
14,242

2- Kenny Sia
15,936

3- Liew CF
18,610

4- Hemmy
19,019

5- Tun Dr. Mahathir.
30,035

6- Blog Anything.
36,934

7- Skycrewz.
37,342

8- Jeff Ooi
38,539

9- Lim Kit Siang
40,063

10- Syok Kahwin.
42,881

11- Rocky's Bru
Rank: 45,486

12- Anwar Ibrahim
49,611

13- MuatTurun
52,074

14- Vincent Chow
59,847

15- Gonzo Jurnal
64,685

16- Rotor Blog
66,382

17- SEO Noob.
81,865

18- Cypherhacks
90,246

19- Friedbeef
95,131

20- Ruhanie Ahmad
97,699

21- Susan Loone
98,800

22- Mr Manager.
101,656

23- Chan lilian
104,002

24- Vangardx
106,064

25- Kick De Fella
112,233

26- Rantings by MM.
115,671

27- Big Dog Dot Com.
124,219

28- Flisterz.
130,299

29- Sapiens Bryan
131,481

30- A Kadir Jasin
137,922

31- Shaolin Tiger
141,116

32- Nuraina A Samad
142,947

33- Rasa Malaysia.
143,235

34- Kahsoon
144,758

35- Harris Ibrahim.
155,687

36- Penarik Beca.
154,773

37- Ah Boon.
166,622

38- Sabahan
169,028

39- Mypapit
171,433

40- Calvyn.
173,941

41- KY Speaks
191,189

42- Tony Pua.
192,844

43- Patrick Teoh
199,142

44- Masak-Masak
214,024

45- Gobala Krishnan
218,058

46- Malaysia Best
235,798

47- Khir Toyo.
242,478

48- Education Malaysia
256,842

49- Rojaks
266,030

50- Smash Pop
269,909

51- Malaysia Medical Resources.
274,753

52- Cakap tak serupa bikin.
276,573

53- 5xmom
277,473

54- Sultan Muzaffar
281,443

55- Ok-lah
284,355

56- Elizabeth Wong
290,081

57- Aisehman
291,360

58- Hussain Lempoyang
292,990

59- Faisal Tehrani
309,161

60- Peter Tan
312,761

61- Mohd Ismail.
341,343

62- Alex Allied
348,727

63- Chegubard
375,514

64- Kuda Ranggi
371,716

65- Yasmin The Storyteller
375,411

66- Hard-T
376,949

67- TV Smith Dua Sen
381,278

68- Irfan Khairi
381,228

69- Farish A Noor
386,618

70- Kimberly Cun
438,781

Bonus.

71- The Unspun.
444,503

72- Fireangelism
468,385

73- Earning Blog.
475,696

74- Nurul Izzah.
484,086

75- Suanie
489,471

76- Pakdi
490,934

77- Gaya Ruang Kepelbagaian
514,472

78- Bakri Musa.
523,806

79- Ricecooker.
532,158

80- Bismikaallahuma
541,827

81-Smart Usaha
556,275

82- Afdlin Shauki
564,723

83- Kukujiou.
619,400

84- Micheal Ooi
654,850

85- Blackjetta
656,201

86- Rames.
668,592

87- Amir Hafizi
669,878

88- Minishorts
678,380

89- Captain Yusof.
684,644

90- I Am Malaysian.
696,271

91- Hottestblogger
722,921

92- Saiful Sham
730,463

93- Info Malaya
765,225

94- Cuit Sikit
770,851

95- Izzatz.
771,617

96- Kumprinx.
783,900

97- SinagaNaga
804,649

98- Amanz
818,808

99- Yvonne Foong
856,054

Anwar is Permatang Pauh MP

Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has won the Permatang Pauh by-election.

The PKR de-facto leader was returned to Parliament with a majority of 15,671 votes, exceeding the 13,388-vote majority won by his wife Datuk Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail in the March 8 general election.

Anwar garnered 31,195 votes to beat Barisan candidate Datuk Arif Shah Omar Shah, who polled 15,524 votes, while Angkatan Keadilan Insan Malaysia candidate Hanafi Hamat lost his RM15,000 deposit after getting only 92 votes. There were 447 spoilt votes.

"This is the people's victory," Anwar said in a victory speech.

"Permatang Pauh has given a clear signal to the leadership of this country. We demand change. We want freedom. We don't want to live with corruption and oppression.

"We want an independent judiciary, we want the economy to benefit the vast majority not the corrupt few," he added.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the result was proof that democracy was still alive in the country and there was no manipulation involved.

"As we have pointed out right from the start, we would be facing a tough challenge," he said.

The closely watched by-election was called after Dr Wan Azizah resigned as the MP on July 31 to enable her husband to run for election.

Anwar held the seat for four terms before he was sacked from his Deputy Prime Minister's post in 1998 under corruption and sodomy charges.

Dr Wan Azizah, who had been known as a reluctant politician, won the seat for a third term in March.

A mammoth crowd comprising PKR leaders and supporters gathered early at the tallying centre at the Tuanku Bainun Teacher Training College in Bukit Mertajam to celebrate Anwar's victory.

Supporters in the crowd let off fireworks as returning officer Roslan Yahaya announced the results about 10pm.

Voter turnout was relatively high, at about 80% of the total of 58,459 registered voters in the constituency.

Barisan was the underdog from the start in the hard-fought by-election that Deputy Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak described as a titanic challenge.

Anwar’s convincing victory was reminiscent of his heyday, when he secured a stunning 23,515-vote majority in the 1995 general election by polling 27,945 votes. In Tuesday's polling, 47,258 voters cast their ballots, or 80.83% of the 58,459 total number of voters.

Anwar menang besar: Majoriti 15,671

Aug 26, 08 9:19am

9.47 malam: Keputusan rasmi, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim mendapat majoriti 15,671 undi. Penasihat PKR itu mendapat 31,195 undi, manakala calon BN Datuk Arif Shah Omar Shah meraih 15,524 undi. Sementara calon Angkatan Keadilan Insan Malaysia (Akim) Hanafi Hamat memperolehi 92 undi sahaja dan hilang wang pertaruhan. Yang menariknya, majoriti undi yang diperolehi mantan timbalan perdana menteri itu, lebih tinggi daripada undi yang diperolehi oleh calon BN. Seramai 81.1 peratus daripada 58,49 pengundi di Parlimen Permatang Pauh keluar mengundi hari ini.

10 Most Amazing Ghost Towns

KOLMANSKOP (Namibia): Buried in sand

Kolmanskop is a ghost town in southern Namibia, a few kilometres inland from the port of Lüderitz. In 1908, Luederitz was plunged into diamond fever and people rushed into the Namib desert hoping to make an easy fortune. Within two years, a town, complete with a casino, school, hospital and exclusive residential buildings, was established in the barren sandy desert. But shortly after the drop in diamond sales after the First World War, the beginning of the end started. During the 1950's the town was deserted and the dunes began to reclaim what was always theirs.



Soon the metal screens collapsed and the pretty gardens and tidy streets were buried under the sand. Doors and windows creaked on their hinges, cracked window panes stared sightlessly across the desert. A new ghost town had been born.




A couple of old buildings are still standing and some interiors like the theatre is still in very good condition, but the rest are crumbling ruins demolished from grandeur to ghost houses.

PRYPIAT (Ukraine): Chernobyl workers' home

Prypiat is an abandoned city in the Zone of alienation in northern Ukraine. It was home to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant workers, abandoned in 1986 following the Chernobyl disaster. Its population had been around 50,000 prior to the accident.


Until recently, the site was practically a museum, documenting the late Soviet era. Apartment buildings (four of which were recent constructions not yet occupied), swimming pools, hospitals and other buildings were all abandoned, and everything inside the buildings was left behind, including records, papers, TVs, children's toys, furniture, valuables, and clothing, etc. that any normal family would have with them. Residents were only allowed to take away a suitcase full of documents, books and clothes that were not contaminated. However, many of the apartment buildings were almost completely looted some time around the beginning of the 21st century.[citation needed] Nothing of value was left behind; even toilet seats were taken away. Some buildings have remained untouched. Many of the building interiors have been vandalized and ransacked over the years. Because the buildings are not maintained, the roofs leak, and in the spring the rooms are flooded with water. It is not unusual to find trees growing on roofs and even inside buildings. This hastens deterioration, and due to this, a 4-story school partially collapsed in July of 2005.

SAN ZHI (Taiwan): a futuristic resort

in the North of Taiwan, this futuristic pod village was initially built as a luxury vacation retreat for the rich. However, after numerous fatal accidents during construction, production was halted. A combination of lack of money and lack of willingness meant that work was stopped permanently, and the alien like structures remain as if in remembrance of those lost. Indeed, rumors in the surrounding area suggest that the City is now haunted by the ghosts of those who died.

After this the whole thing received the cover-up treatment. And the Government, who commissioned the site in the first place was keen to distance itself from the bizarre happenings. Thanks to this, there are no named architects. The project may never be restarted thanks to the growing legend, and there would be no value in re-developing the area for other purpose. Maybe simply because destroying homes of lonely spirits is a bad thing to do. San Zhi can also be seen from an aeriel view here.

CRACO (Italy): a fascinating medieval town

Craco is located in the Region of Basilicata and the Province of Matera. About 25 miles inland from the Gulf of Taranto at the instep of the “boot” of Italy. This medieval town is typical of those in the area, built up with long undulating hills all around that allow for the farming of wheat and other crops. Craco can be dated back to 1060 when the land was in the ownership of Archbishop Arnaldo, Bishop of Tricarico. This long-standing relationshop with the Church had much influence over the inhabitants throughout the ages.


In 1891, the population of Craco stood at well over 2,000 people. Though there had been many problems, with poor agricultural conditions creating desperate times. Between 1892 and 1922 over 1,300 people moved from the town to North America. Poor farming was added to by earthquakes, landslides, and War - all of which contributed to this mass migration. Between 1959 and 1972 Craco was plagued by these landslides and quakes. In 1963 the remaining 1,800 inhabitants were transferred to a nearby valley called Craco Peschiera, and the original Craco remains in a state of crumbling decay to this day.

ORADOUR-SUR-GLANE (France): the horror of WWII

The small village of Oradour-sur-Glane, France, is the setting of unspeakable horror. During World War II, 642 residents were massacred by German soldiers as punishment for the French Resistance. The Germans had initially intended to target nearby Oradour-sur-Vayres and mistakenly invaded Oradour-sur-Glane on June 10th 1944. According to a survivor’s account, the men were herded into barns where they were shot in the legs so they would die more slowly. The women and children, who had been held in a church, all perished when their attempt to escape was met by machine-gun fire. The village was razed by the Germans afterward. Its ruins still stand today as a memorial to the dead and a reminder of the events that took place.

GUNKANJIMA (Japan): the forbidden island

This island is one among 505 uninhabited islands in the Nagasaki Prefecture of Japan about 15 kilometers from Nagasaki itself. It is also known as "Gunkan-jima" or Battleship Island thanks to its high sea walls. It began in 1890 when a company called Mitsubishi bought the island and began a project to retrieve coal from the bottom of the sea. This attracted much attention, and in 1916 they were forced to build Japan’s first large concrete building on the island. A block of apartments that would both accommodate the seas of workers and protect them from hurricanes.

In 1959, population had swelled, and boasted a density of 835 people per hectare for the whole island (1,391 per hectare for the residential district) - one of the highest population densities ever recorded worldwide. As petroleum replaced coal in Japan in the 1960’s, coal mines began shutting down all over the country, and Hashima’s mines were no exception. In 1974 Mitsubishi officially announced the closing of the mine, and today it is empty and bare, with travel currently prohibited. The island was the location for the 2003 film ‘Battle Royale II’ and inspired the final level of popular Asian videogame "Killer7".

KADYKCHAN (Russia): memories of the Soviet Union

Kadykchan was one of many small Russian cities that fell into ruin when the Soviet Union collapsed. Residents were forced to move to gain access to services like running water, schools and medical care. The state moved them out over a period of two weeks, and they were taken to other towns and provided with new housing. Once a tin mining town of 12,000 people, the city is now desolate. In their hurry to leave, residents left their belongings behind in their homes, so you can now find aging toys, books, clothing and other objects throughout the empty city.

KOWLOON WALLED CITY (China): A lawless city

The Kowloon Walled City was located just outside Hong Kong, China during British rule. A former watchpost to protect the area against pirates, it was occupied by Japan during World War II and subsequently taken over by squatters after Japan’s surrender. Neither Britain nor China wanted responsibility for it, so it became its own lawless city.

Its population flourished for decades, with residents building labyrinthine corridors above the street level, which was clogged with trash. The buildings grew so tall that sunlight couldn’t reach the bottom levels and the entire city had to be illuminated with fluorescent lights. It was a place where brothels, casinos, opium dens, cocaine parlors, food courts serving dog meat and secret factories ran unmolested by authorities. It was finally torn down in 1993 after a mutual decision was made by British and Chinese authorities, who had finally grown wary of the unsanitary, anarchic city and its out-of-control population.

FAMAGUSTA (Cyprus): once a top tourist destination, now a ghost town

Varosha is a settlement in the unrecognised Republic of Northern Cyprus. Prior to the 1974 Turkish invasion of Cyprus, it was the modern tourist area of the city of Famagusta. For the last three decades, it has been left as a ghost town. In the 1970s, the city was the number one tourist destination in Cyprus. To cater to the increasing number of tourists, many new high-rise buildings and hotels were constructed.

When the Turkish Army gained control of the area during the war, they fenced it off and have since refused admittance to anyone except Turkish military and United Nations personnel. The Annan Plan had provided for the return of Varosha to Greek Cypriot control, but this never happened, as the plan was rejected by Greek Cypriot voters. As no repairs have been carried out for 34 years, all of the buildings are slowly falling apart. Nature is reclaiming the area, as metal corrodes, windows break, and plants work their roots into the walls and pavements. Sea turtles have been seen nesting on the deserted beaches.

By 2010, the Turkish Cypriot administration of the de-facto Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus plan to reopen Varosha to tourism and the city will be populated as one of the most influential cities in the north of the island.

AGDAM (Azerbaijan): once a 150,000 city of people, now lost

The eerie city of Agdam, Azerbaijan was once a thriving city of 150,000 people. It was lost in 1993 during the Nagorno Karabakh war; though the city was never the setting of combat, it fell victim to vandalism while occupied by Armenians. The buildings are gutted and empty, with only the graffiti-covered mosque remaining intact. Agdam residents have moved to other areas of Azerbaijan, as well as into Iran.

belajar loghat/bahasa kelate

Kali Arung - Sekaligus
Air Geh - Air Berkabonat
Jauh Sapok - Teramatlah Jauhnya
Panah Terik - Panas Yang Teramat Sangat
Comel Lote - Comel Yang Amat
Sejuk Ketta - Sejuk Yg Sangat?
Ite Lettung - Tersangatlah Hitamnya
Punoh Jahne - Rosak
Gura Bewok - Gurauan Yang Menyebabkn Pergaduhan
Taik Aye Muna - Tahi Ayam Yang Masih Hangat
Kona Lepe - Corner Lipat
Kelecak - Terpelanting
Nakuk Paik - Penakut Yang Amat Tinggi
Lonjong - Tinggi Sangat
Tinggi Nya - Yuk Sama Macam Di Atas
Masing Pekkok - Teramat Masin
Nipih Nayyang - Sangat Nipis
Maknga - Cuai
Babei - Degil (Tak Tau Nak Eja Camne)
Jabir / Supek - Plastic Bag
Koghok - Tengkorak
Kehek - Muntahkan Semula
Puahsang - Boring
Meppeh - Tak Larat
Kepeh Blepeng - Sangat Kempis
keghah kekong = keras yg teramat
koho/selo = perlahan/slow
kettuk heghek = kentut tarik
blana kokna = banyak yang amat
samah = 50 sen
duo amah = singgit
kekoh = gigit
toksoh = jangan / tak usah
bakpo = kenapa
guano / belah mano = macam mana
gapo / gapo dio = apa / apa dia
ghoyak = bgtau
blago = berlanggar
mokte = rambutan
woh kekoh caa = kuih buah melaka
ccongek = tejungkit
kupik hangik = kedekut nak mampos
woh tteghe = buah gajus
nnetting = melantun
deghah = deras / laju
manih letting = manis yg amat
pok-e-dèng = pepatung

1) Biasanya perkataan yang berakhir dengan`an','am','ang' diganti dengan
Jangan = jange
Lengan = lenge
ayam = aye
Geran = gere
Pisang = pise

peranan "SABDU" dalam loghat Kelantan. Begitu besar dan
boleh membezakan langit dengan bumi. Sekadar contoh,

MAKE KETENG = MAKAN KANTIN (patah gigi karang)
MAKE KKETENG = MAKAN DI KANTINTOK PAKA = TAK PAKAI
TOK PPAKA = TAK BOLEH PAKAI/TAK BERGUNA
KECEK = PUJUK
KKECEK = BERCAKAP
MAYE SEJID = SOLAT MASJID (solat tahiyyat masjid adalah, solat masjid takde!)
MAYE SSEJID = SOLAT DI MASJID

Ada beberapa "bunga bahasa" dalam loghat kelantan yang unik..
Antaranya:
YAK = lebih kurang "opocot!!!" atau "oops!!"
DEH? = memohon restu atau persetujuan...lebih kurang "OK?",
GAK = lebih kurang "habis tu.." atau "so.."
PAH? = lebih kurang "GAK"
HO(bunyi naik ke hidung sikit ) = "ya lah.." atau "yes"
DOCK? = lebih kurang "bukan?", "betul tak?" atau "isn't it?"

Kata penguat dlm bahaso Klate pun boleh tahan menarik:
manis LLETING = sangat manis
masing PPEGHAK = sangat masin
pahit LLEPE = sangat
mase PPUGHIK = sangat masam
tawa EBER = sangat tawar
putih SSUEH/SSEMBO = sangat putih
hite LLEGE = sangat hitam
biru KKETU = sangat biru
kuning NNEHE = sangat kuning
kenye BBONYAH = sangat kenyang
comel LLOTE = sangat cantik
gemuk DDEBOK = sangat gemuk
busuk BBANGA = sangat busuk
hapok KOHONG = sangat hapak
nnakut APAH = penakut sangat
ceghoh JEGHILOH/BBOLE = sangat terang
jatuh CELABOK = jatuh sangat teruk
kuca HANYA = sangat bercelaru
LAMOKE = nanti kan

Perbezaan penggunaan gelaran untuk binatang:-
Pok (Pak) untuk haiwan yang merayap di atas tanah:
contoh:-
Pok Katok - Katak
Pok Ko - Sesumpah
Pok Kiok - Kongkiak
Pok Kaghong - Mengkarung
Pok Loh - PM Malaysia

Ibu untuk haiwan-haiwan yang berterbangan
contoh:-
Ibu Yak - Riang-riang
Ibu Keladu - Kelkatu
Ibu Cighik - Cengkerik
Ibu Kabo - Kumbang Tanduk (org jepun panggil KABUTO, dekat2 dah tu)
Ibu Tunga - Tungai
Ibu Tghebe - Serangga yang terbang

istilah kelantan yang biasanya orang salah faham:

selalu = terus (cth: wak selalu = buat terus)
rajin = pernah (cth: rajin gi nara = pernah pergi narathiwat)
buje(bujang) = janda (bukannya dara/teruna)
**** = kering (kitorang bukan mencarut bila sebut perkataan ni, cth: nyo **** = kelapa takde air)
patat = dasar (pun bunyi macam mencarut tapi bukan, cth: patat sunga = dasar sungai, patat koli = lempeng)
tuak = air nira fresh (bukan tuak sarawak, yang ni tak mabuk)
gedut = kecik (bukan gendut/gemuk, cth: bah gedut = bas mini, selua kaki gedut = seluar carrot-cut)

Bahasa kelantan tidak menggunakan imbuhan dihadapan sesuatu perkataan tetapi lebih kepada menggunakan sabdu, dan ayat didalam bahasa kelantan tidak dimatikan dihujungnya. contoh:

betina - tino (Ttee-nor)
berjalan - jale (Jjaa-ley)
bermain - maing (Mmaa-eng)
perbualan - buale (Bbua- ley)
pemerintahan - meritohe (Mme-ghi-toh-he)
SAYA: kawe, ambo, kito

AWAK: demo, awe (untuk lelaki),che mek (untuk perempuan), awok

SEGERA: slalu (sla looh)

SEMALAM: kemaghin (ke ma ghin) (yesterday)

MALAM TADI: semale (se ma ley)

ABANG: abe (aa bae)

KAKAK: che kak, kak

IKAN: ike (ee kae); ike todok (ikan todak)

AYAM: aye (aa yae); contoh: aye katik, aye seghamo (serama)

JAMBATAN: ghetok (ghe tok - gertak)); contoh: ghetok Sute Yahyo (Jambatan Sultan Yahya)

MAKAN: make (maa kae)

DATANG: maghi (maa ghi)

ROJAK: colek (collek)

SATU: so (macam sos tapi buang s kat belakang jadi so)

BUDU: SOS BILIS kuang kuang kuang :clown: :cheer: :haha:

DUIT: duik, pitih
Bokbong - spesis musang
Ttuyup - pepatung
Pok Kor - spesis mengkarung
Ike Kkhonge - ikan cencaru
Gelenyar,Gletah -mengenyam, getik
Absorber = saksoba
Supik Gelenyar/supik rhokrhak - plastik bag (yang nipis tu.)
Buah Topoh = buah epal (diambil dr perkataan Arab "tuffah" = epal)
mokte = rambutan
kuk/kok = sekeh
njja = tendang
x cakno = x hirau
nyaknyo = kesian
bbaloh = kelahi
Ggaduh = nak cepat (double `G' means sabdu))
debe = berani gilerr
Bekwoh = kenduri (mungkin berasal dari big work)
Tohok = buang
rhukah = panjat
Ghohok = susah, payah
hungga = lari (bkn hungga bungga ekk)
cuwoh = curah
getek/etek = juga
tepoh = langgar
tubik = keluar
SIAK DUK GGOBAR = Jangan risau.. Don't worry, be happy!!!
IDAK KO = cuma
WAK GGOGHI = Bagi memulakan sesuatu.. to start with.(biase nyer dlm urusan perniagaan)
DEKPONG GAK EH = Kalau ya pun
Jjughuh = baik (jjughuh budok tu = baik budak tu)
Kelaghing = kesat/not smooth (kulit kelaghing = skin not smooth enough)
belengas = melekit
klikpah klikpah = terpinga pinga
lipotey = x tetap duduk
nneting = melantun
POZEK (deposit),
RIZAT (1.result
NNEJA (manager),
ISTEK (estate),
SUWIH (switch),
MERKET (market), dll...
BOKK (book)
rhoba (rubber)pemadam

Tersebutlah cerita yang dikatakan berlaku di sebuah pejabat Majlis
Perbandaran di negeri pantai timur:

Kontraktor rumah : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?
Pegawai Bangunan : Lagu ni?, mulo-mulo wat pele (pelan) dulu.
Kontraktor rumah : Pele? Ambo ado doh!
Pegawai bangunan : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.
Kontraktor rumah : Errrr! Tak leh! Tak Leh!
Pegawai Bangunan : Bak po tak lehnyo!, cepatlah wat tubik!
Kontraktor rumah : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?
Pegawai Bangunan : Tok leh la!!! kawe nak luluh rano, kalu kawe tak tengok!
Kontraktor rumah : Eh! Ambo ghoyat doh, ambo malu nak tunjok.
Pegawai Bangunan : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?
Kontraktor rumah : Ehhh! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laa! Kecik pun tak apo, kalu cukup syarat! Kalu tak tunjok, kawe nak sain luluh lagu mano?
Kontraktor rumah : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe ramai ni! Malu ambo! Malu weh!
Pegawai bangunan : La!, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh! Cepatlah! kawe ado khijo lain lagi nih! Sibuk benar ni! Kena paham la!
Kontraktor rumah : hoh! Ambo wak tubik dah ni ! Cepatla? tengok!

Pegawai Bangunan : Laaa!(terkejut), buke pele ni!
Kontraktor rumah : Tu la!, ambo ghoyak doh tadi kan? Pele ambo kecik! demo nok tengok jugak!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laaaaaa! Buke pasal kecik besarnyo!, maksud kawe Pele Bangune (Pelan Bangunan).

Kontraktor rumah : La! Ambo ingat pele nie! Kalu pele bangune, ado la dale beg nie! Tak ghoyak pun pele bangune!. Mano ambo tahu!
Pegawai Bangunan : Kawe ingat demo paham! Hok dok mari doh pun tak penah jadi lagu nie! Demo dok mano?

Kontraktor rumah : Gua Muse!



cikgu luar mari ngajar di guo muse

Cikgu : Assalamualaikum wbt murid2

Murid2 : Waalaikumussale ..cikgu...

CIkgu : Kita mulakan pemanasan badan dulu

Murid buat pemanasan badan..

CIkgu : ok murid2, lari keliling padang 3 kali ..

Murid2 tak gerak lasung, duduk statik srupo putung kayu..cikgu bingung nak bagi arahan...last2 dia cakap ..

CIkgu : Ok, HUNGGA KOK SIR !!!

Murid2 : Sengoti cikgu....Hunga gunga !!!



Seorang pak cik sedang menunggu giliran di hospital besar KL

dek kerana terlalu lama menunggu pak cik tu pun laung kat misi


BUKAN DIA NI !!!!



misi : pakcik, sapa dia pakcik...apa yang bukan dia?? sape yang pakcik cakap ni ??

pakcik : Bukan Dia Ni ...Tok Cekap Doh Nak Tunggu Ambo Sini...

Misi : Pakcik, sapa ni..bukan dia habis tu sapa ??

Doktor : Buke dio misi nih... ( doktor ore mache ) ...sambil tersengih tengok ko pak cik kelate..hehe

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